33. Departmental Dandia

I was and I was seriously, I was in a meeting
There came an unknown person greeting,
She thrusted a bunch of papers into my hands
And asked me to sign wherever my name lands.

While I figured it out, she asked me my department
Seriously, I failed to know how it was important,
She said, “Precisely, is your entire department together?”
I felt, if I didn’t reply, she would worry and bother.

“I teach the chemistry of English literature and language,
The person next is into physical chemistry numerical usage
The third teaches chemical reactions of all biology
And the fourth, deals with empirical clinical psychology;

The next person is organically into inorganic chemistry
The sixth is very much into pure organic art tapestry,
The one next is a scholar in a mix of social sciences
The eighth is an expert in geographical nuances;

The next one is not rich but tries to deal with all finances
The other two teach economics and its business,
While the next two are good at online commerce
The following three pitch in for oriental preference;

We are yet to hire people for non-investment banking
Because there is already saturation in investment banking;
In those two vacant chairs, we plan to hire for sports psychology
And the next two, we look for psychiatric ontology.”